Line Graphs Perfectly Sum Up our Lives from Start to Finish By Danny Rubin

Come to think of it, we can describe much of our lives in simple line graphs.

For example, our height:

And when we fall asleep:

Which means this line graph is all over the place:

At least family life remains consistent (after our teens):

When it comes to drinking, the line graph gets a little more colorful:

And when we examine our blood pressure over the years, it’s spike after spike:

Plus, our careers also take a toll:

That’s why, when life gets too crazy, we need to curl up with a sure thing:

Children’s programming always lightens the mood too:

Even at our lowest, may we never do this (except once):

Still, plenty of life’s greatest truths have no timeline at all.

What’s true happiness?

Let’s try again.